The Most Useless Blog, Ever

"yeah you don’t want a turkey sandwich working with you"

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 21:18:00 -0400

“yeah you don’t want a turkey sandwich working with you”

- Sarah

"I’m Queen of the world, I bump into things, I spin round in circles, And I am singing, And I’m..."

Sat, 07 Mar 2009 22:53:31 -0500

“I’m Queen of the world,
I bump into things,
I spin round in circles,
And I am singing,
And I’m singing,”

- ida maria

"Me: Maybe she’s got a secret lover Sarah: Yeah, join the club"

Sat, 07 Mar 2009 17:36:08 -0500

“Me: Maybe she’s got a secret lover
Sarah: Yeah, join the club”

"i like you so much better when you’re naked"

Thu, 05 Mar 2009 22:21:52 -0500

“i like you so much better when you’re naked”

- ida maria

"hahaha, that is pretty funny. you should open a store that revolves around pandas!! call it..."

Tue, 03 Mar 2009 11:10:14 -0500

“hahaha, that is pretty funny. you should open a store that revolves around pandas!! call it Pand-etsy”

- Krystle

"it’s hard to take my boss seriously when he is wearing a turkey on his head"

Sun, 01 Mar 2009 16:22:24 -0500

“it’s hard to take my boss seriously when he is wearing a turkey on his head”

- Sarah

"Butts and Gutts with Danielle Tango with Roger"

Thu, 19 Feb 2009 20:39:31 -0500

“Butts and Gutts with Danielle
Tango with Roger”

- fitness offerings at massart

"they may seem really random, but i’ll never make it onto one of those under 25 lists like the..."

Sun, 15 Feb 2009 11:43:57 -0500

“they may seem really random, but i’ll never make it onto one of those under 25 lists
like the hottest stars under 25
or the most succesful people under 25 or wahtever”

- Lili

"This lady who applied to be an artist at Trader Joes’ had a portfolio that was full of cats..."

Thu, 12 Feb 2009 21:02:09 -0500

“This lady who applied to be an artist at Trader Joes’ had a portfolio that was full of cats and gerbils.”

- Sarah

"Is a free lunch included to ease the pain of watching you decide between pink and pink?"

Tue, 10 Feb 2009 09:37:53 -0500

“Is a free lunch included to ease the pain of watching you decide between pink and pink?”

- Thai

"Tuesday or Wednesday I have no class, and I’ll be here all day, when you would like to come,..."

Sun, 14 Dec 2008 23:21:33 -0500

“Tuesday or Wednesday I have no class, and I’ll be here all day, when you would like to come, email me, I’m online all day”

- craigslist apt hunting…

"NOBODY UNTAG!"

Mon, 01 Dec 2008 11:54:14 -0500

“NOBODY UNTAG!”

- Diana

"Me: Wait you were Lolita for Halloween? Like the book.. Ebonie: No! not Lolita! I was a gothic..."

Sun, 30 Nov 2008 11:14:27 -0500

“Me: Wait you were Lolita for Halloween? Like the book..
Ebonie: No! not Lolita! I was a gothic Lolita.”

"It starts to rain in my tiramisu"

Sat, 29 Nov 2008 19:43:12 -0500

“It starts to rain in my tiramisu”

- Fabio,Top Chef

"Barack Obama is Jack Bauer"

Sat, 29 Nov 2008 15:06:47 -0500

“Barack Obama is Jack Bauer”

- Ebonie, who has never seen 24

"I’m not a Chubby Chaser!"

Sat, 29 Nov 2008 15:05:55 -0500

“I’m not a Chubby Chaser!”

- Ebonie

"Turn back around! They ran outta donuts!"

Thu, 27 Nov 2008 21:22:13 -0500

“Turn back around! They ran outta donuts!”

- Ebonie

"I would pay a moose to go after Sarah Palin. Any moose that went after her, I’d send to..."

Thu, 27 Nov 2008 21:21:44 -0500

“I would pay a moose to go after Sarah Palin. Any moose that went after her, I’d send to college”

- Pammy

"I sat inbetween Honduras and Iceland"

Thu, 27 Nov 2008 21:21:14 -0500

“I sat inbetween Honduras and Iceland”

- Bogi

"I got shelve bread with my favorite manager and the hippie"

Thu, 27 Nov 2008 21:20:51 -0500

“I got shelve bread with my favorite manager and the hippie”

- Sarah