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Nov
24th
Mon
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Oh wait! Betsy doesn’t the Wooo! sound like Ice Cream by Muscles?
— Ebonie
Nov
23rd
Sun
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Yeah I could wear those to the nonexistent hoochie proms
— Ebonie
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In an alternative universe, my name would be Giselle and I would have honey blonde hair
— Ebonie
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Why do I look like a Halloween costume?
— Ebonie
Nov
22nd
Sat
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how is your benefits package
— ebonie
Nov
21st
Fri
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Sarah needs a ticket to unicorn land
— facebook, Sarah
Nov
16th
Sun
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you know it’s time to go when you see boobs like that
— Ebonie
Nov
11th
Tue
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but think leigh, my roommate’s name coudl’ve been Alistair, that’s almost as cool as Sarah getting to date a guy named Hercules
Nov
6th
Thu
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And Millie the springer spaniel’s canine view of life in the White House — as “told to” then-first lady Barbara Bush — became a best-seller that outsold the memoirs of President George H.W. Bush.
— CNN
Nov
4th
Tue
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When in doubt- out crazy the crazies. Sing something, feign a shoulder tic, do what you have to.
— yelp on safety