yeah you don’t want a turkey sandwich working with you
— Sarah
I’m Queen of the world,
I bump into things,
I spin round in circles,
And I am singing,
And I’m singing,
— ida maria
Me: Maybe she’s got a secret lover
Sarah: Yeah, join the club
i like you so much better when you’re naked
— ida maria
hahaha, that is pretty funny. you should open a store that revolves around pandas!! call it Pand-etsy
— Krystle
it’s hard to take my boss seriously when he is wearing a turkey on his head
— Sarah
Butts and Gutts with Danielle
Tango with Roger
— fitness offerings at massart
they may seem really random, but i’ll never make it onto one of those under 25 lists
like the hottest stars under 25
or the most succesful people under 25 or wahtever
— Lili
This lady who applied to be an artist at Trader Joes’ had a portfolio that was full of cats and gerbils.
— Sarah
Is a free lunch included to ease the pain of watching you decide between pink and pink?
— Thai
