The Most Useless Blog, Ever

“Twombly is not a painter who wants simply to be explained....”
— Rachel Campbell-Johnston

Oct 1st

“Lo Fi Fnk are probably my fave lil Scandinavian men who make...”
— some random hipster blog

Oct 1st

“noooooooo it was dark! there was awesome music playing! I...”
— Ebonie

Sep 30th

“hey Pompette”

Sep 29th

“Bono, king of Ireland”
— Tina Fey

Sep 29th

“je manges trop!”

Sep 28th

“What’s that you drinking? It looks like a pineapple...”
— JKT

Sep 26th

“And like Madonna says, you get up over and over”
— Suede

Sep 26th

“Ebonie: dammit so the butterfly shirt is still at The...”

Sep 26th

“you haffffta wear the butterfly!”

Sep 26th

“McBush and Lipstick are so petrified of the debates...”
— NYT blog commenter

Sep 26th

“Ebonie: whatcha wearing for cut copy tomorrow? me: i dunno...”

Sep 25th

“because drunk people should not harness the tools of...”
— Ebonie

Sep 25th

“god, i wish i was that chocolate muffin”
— Richard

Sep 25th

“i love awkward pick up lines”
— Richard

Sep 25th

“so then I said something about how I could see the angel...”
— Sarah and John the Hippie

Sep 25th

“john has a lot of respect for women he’s kind of a...”
— Sarah

Sep 25th

“They say in the stock market … buy stock in a business...”
— Warren Buffett

Sep 24th

“me: i love mochi Ebonie: me too”

Sep 24th

“that wouldn’t be a good group- John the Hippie and...”
— Sarah

Sep 24th

“Planned obsolescence”

Sep 23rd

The Omnivore's dilemma?

The rules are: 1) Copy this list into your blog, including these instructions. 2) Bold all the...

Sep 22nd

“RGIHS: Wow (smiling), you really do remind me of her! I love...”

Sep 22nd

“Oh thunder in my heart”
— Lykke Li

Sep 22nd

“In my joyous moments I moan ‘Cause it feels so good...”
— Lykke Li

Sep 22nd

“I like it salt I like it wet Like my makeup in a mess So...”
— Lykke Li

Sep 22nd

“Dance, dance, dance Words can never make up for what you do”
— Lykke Li

Sep 22nd

“is indie karaoeke an oxymoron?”
— Ebonie

Sep 21st

“Butter for my piece of bun”
— Lykke Li

Sep 21st

“And if you say I’m not OK We’re mus’t to...”
— Lykke Li

Sep 21st

“I think I’m a little bit Little bit A little bit in...”
— Lykke Li

Sep 21st

“Mr. Paulson has powered through the long days with a steady...”
— http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/...

Sep 20th

“He’s been demoted to chicken sandwich.”
— Ebonie

Sep 20th

“Maybe he’s an evil doppelganger”
— Ebonie

Sep 20th

“Bring Hillary back!!!! We need a woman to clean up POLYGAMY...”
— NYT blog comment

Sep 18th

“I don’t know what to do anymore. I’m still two years out...”
— oh NYT blog comments

Sep 18th

“Let’s charge our phones together”
— Washington City Paper I saw u

Sep 17th

“And I can see Russia from my house”
— Tiny Fey as Sarah Palin (Palin...

Sep 17th

“And I submit that this is what the real, no bullshit value...”

Sep 17th

“Again, please don’t think that I’m giving you...”

Sep 17th

“And the so-called real world will not discourage you from...”
— DFW

Sep 17th

“My head swirls right now. He [DFW] expanded our senses of...”
— John Seery, colleague at...

Sep 17th

“My olfactories are already beginning to send out distress...”
— JKT

Sep 16th

“HAPPINESS IS FIVE DIFFERENT CRAYONS.”
— Charlie Brown

Sep 16th

“FOR HAPPINESS IS ANYONE AND ANYTHING AT ALL THAT’S...”
— Charlie Brown

Sep 16th

“me: dont hate on dc richard: if you move it closer, i will...”

Sep 14th

“Dr. Awkward (it’s also a palindrome)”
— Richard

Sep 14th

“I have always found coconut to be good roughage”
— John Kennedy Toole

Sep 13th

“When my brain begins to reel from my literary labor, I make...”
— John Kennedy Toole

Sep 13th

“Canned food is a perversion”
— John Kennedy Toole

Sep 13th

“So is Chevy Chase, Maryland named after the actor? There are...”
— dcist

Sep 12th

“Ditmas Park area martial arts school is looking for two...”
— Gillian thought i’d be...

Sep 11th

“i wish i could just be a care-free panda performer”
— Richard

Sep 11th

“although its not quite as good without the 80’s hair...”
— Michelle

Sep 11th

“you know what else is good? the NEW 90210 its so funny,...”
— Michelle

Sep 11th

“Michelle: “”it looks like a pteradactyl from a...”

Sep 11th

“and she is like 30 time more sily that nyou”
— Lili, in reference to Sarah

Sep 11th

“ughhh chuchk is so gorgeous, i want him fo rmy birthday”
— Lili

Sep 10th

“What would you do if I died? If you died I would want to...”
— Cormac McCarthy

Sep 10th

“Nights dark beyond darkness and the days more gray each one...”
— Cormac McCarthy

Sep 10th

“she’s a good girl, loves her mama”
— Tom Petty

Sep 9th

“I think your grandfather receives a lot of solicitations for...”
— my mother in response to where...

Sep 9th

“Growers took with them their seeds and expertise, and this...”
— Michael Pollan

Sep 9th

“Goats, who will try a little bit of anything, probably...”
— Michael Pollan

Sep 9th

“And there in the middle of that relentless, monotonous bed,...”
— Michael Pollan

Sep 9th

“this is an experience designed strictly for the delectation...”
— Michael Pollan

Sep 9th

“but also because their form and color are, more than those...”
— Michael Pollan

Sep 9th

“the wayward color loosed on a tulip by a good break...”
— Michael Pollan

Sep 9th

“‘the tulip remained itself the poetry of Nature to...”
— Michael Pollan

Sep 9th

“the buttock of the world”
— Michael Pollan

Sep 9th

“the vegetable kingdom’s lack of glamour by comparison...”
— Michael Pollan

Sep 9th

“Like a shimmering equal sign, the word sweetness denoted a...”
— Michael Pollan

Sep 9th

“sweet is something that affords enjoyment or gratifies...”

Sep 9th

“Psychiatrists regard a patient’s indifference to...”
— Michael Pollan

Sep 9th

“that miraculous symbiosis of desire”
— Michael Pollan

Sep 9th

“for the insects at least it’s not really about the...”
— Michael Pollan

Sep 9th

“Symmetry is an unmistakable sign that there’s relevant...”
— Michael Pollan

Sep 9th

“I describe her as being a combination of a pit bull dog, a...”
— Richard Williams (on Serena)

Sep 8th

“i dont think that made any sense except i nmy head”
— me

Sep 8th

“i used to think i was weirder than eveyrone but its not...”
— me

Sep 8th

“he could just be a weird mood swingy recluse”
— krystle

Sep 8th

“one fast action of rage”
— krystle

Sep 8th

“well its not ghedemish at all”

Sep 8th

“like the onset of some cold glaucoma dimming away the world”
— Cormac McCarthy

Sep 6th

“For the Brain, Remembering Is Like Reliving”
— http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/...

Sep 5th

“or if not firends at least aquantiness”
— Lili

Sep 4th

“Autumn’s hue in those sad eyes Makes me love and love...”
— Bat For Lashes

Sep 4th

“and a short, unpreposessing wildflower into a tall,...”
— Michael Pollan

Sep 4th

“Hands down, they HAVE THE BEST MUSEUM GIFT SHOP!”
— on the National Building...

Sep 3rd

“her face is shaped like a heart”
— kimya

Sep 3rd

“panda pooped our bed so we put her in the bed in me and...”
— Kimya

Sep 3rd

“being someone panda can be proud of”
— Kimya Dawson

Sep 3rd

“have you ever had someone drastically misinterpret your...”
— Kimya Dawson

Sep 3rd

“on Panda’s birthday there was a baby panda boom. this...”
— Kimya Dawson

Sep 3rd

“From the sing-a-long of “Bobby-O” to the intimate “Happy...”

Sep 3rd

“I like the balls. They’re so chewy.”
— Krystle

Sep 2nd

“Krystle: it could be tim gunn’s girlfriend me: no...”

Sep 2nd

“but like, i just don’t buy it”
— Christian

Sep 2nd

“the dvd’s are, of all places, somewhere in my...”
— Christian

Sep 2nd

“Faye: Sven and I are acquaintances who occasionally bump...”
— Questionable content

Sep 2nd

“just say NOO to intellectual orgies.”

Sep 2nd

“mmm brownie corner pieces”

Sep 2nd

“Pour some sugar on me, I am your neighbor!”
— my reinterpretation of Outkast

Sep 1st

“When you sleep (WHEN YOU SLEEP)… …where do...”
— ~Cake.

Sep 1st