The Most Useless Blog, Ever

“It’s not my powersuit- I left that one at home”
— Adam

Jul 31st

“me: altho it would be hard to be a boy and like art and be...”

Jul 31st

“how did you slip “sa” into “again”...”
— Sarah

Jul 31st

“Also, I so want to have a beer with Kundera right now (if...”
— Ebonie

Jul 30th

“Please leave a message and I will get back to you swiftly”
— Mr. Jones’ voicemail

Jul 30th

“I need your advice..can you help me choose some deodarant. ...”
— Ebonie

Jul 30th

“I was like leaning on the Barney chair”
— Sarah

Jul 29th

“She — bless her heart—- recalled, “I had...”
— Antrim

Jul 28th

“He remained annoyed with himself until he realized that not...”
— Kundera

Jul 25th

“what color popscicle do you want?”

Jul 25th

“She’s (Leona Lewis) is the best thing since Whitney ...”
— Adam

Jul 25th

“normal people dont like to listen to music on repeat”
— Krystle

Jul 25th

“ironic layering”
— Adam, who hates hipsters

Jul 24th

“If one of the disadvantages of an elite education is the...”
— http://www.theamericanscholar.o...

Jul 24th

“The less her life resembled the sweetest of dreams, the more...”
— Kundera

Jul 24th

“Tereza’s dream reveals the true function of kitsch:...”
— Kundera

Jul 24th

“the river was exploding it was so full i seriously felt...”
— Krystle

Jul 24th

“Repeated use , however, has obliterated its original...”
— Kundera

Jul 24th

“i was fish lady and then they died”
— lili

Jul 23rd

“me: no dont encourage me i dont have any money to spend on...”

Jul 23rd

“only a freak like you wants a banana cell phone holder”
— Michelle

Jul 23rd

“We have more and more universities and more and more...”
— Kundera

Jul 23rd

“her paintings were based on ‘beauty by mistake’...”
— Kundera

Jul 23rd

“The beauty of New York rests on a completely different base....”
— Kundera

Jul 23rd

“That darkness was pure, perfect, thoughtless visionless;...”
— Kundera

Jul 23rd

“when music was like a rose blooming on a boundless...”
— Kundera

Jul 23rd

“Was it really so terrible that her father had painted vases...”
— Kundera

Jul 23rd

“Are you preparing a delectable dish?! This non-stick...”
— Fred Flare

Jul 22nd

“Ten days of perfect tunes The colors red and blue We had a...”
— Jose Gonzalez

Jul 22nd

“Dreaming is not merely an act of communication (or coded...”
— Milan Kundera

Jul 22nd

“It was not an easy task: her soul —- her sad, timid,...”
— Milan Kundera

Jul 22nd

“f5 or refresh”
— me

Jul 21st

“Consul n. In American politics, a person, who having failed...”
— Ambroce Bierce, Devil’s...

Jul 21st

“Citing Ulysses as the ultimate scare text, he claims, in an...”

Jul 21st

“I deserve neither such praise nor such censure,” cried...”

Jul 21st

“I was attracted to crazy scenarios.”

Jul 21st

“As my friend Adam Haslett said: Keep in mind - this is only...”

Jul 21st

“As a reader, I seek a direct personal relationship with art....”

Jul 21st

“Her subtext seemed to be that difficulty in fiction is the...”

Jul 21st

“the idea that the novelist had any responsibility to go out...”

Jul 21st

“This idea of an alternate, childish universe that’s...”
— Jonathan Franzen

Jul 21st

“I think that’s kind of interesting, that the most...”
— http://archive.salon.com/books/...

Jul 21st

“As a cyclist, I would say that I(I cannot speak for others)...”

Jul 17th

“I am not afraid to make a mistake, even a great mistake, a...”
— James Joyce

Jul 17th

“she was late to the book convention because she was too busy...”

Jul 11th

“Running to stand still”
— U2

Jul 11th

“un-do my back-zip”
— Feist

Jul 11th

“Whatever, have fun with your trophy wife who only loves you...”

Jul 10th

“Isn’t life a series of images that change as they...”
— Andy Warhol

Jul 9th

“Person A: So this guy wrote on his livejournal that I was as...”

Jul 8th

“Art is the creation of the eye, and can only be hinted at...”
— John Baldessari

Jul 7th

“And if you kiss somebody,then both of you’ll get...”
— Regina Spektor

Jul 6th

“You guys are all lucky, we can’t even get the iPhone...”

Jul 1st

“the more I know the panda the more i love the panda”
— Head vet at Wolong

Jul 1st