The Most Useless Blog, Ever

“Because He Had a C and I Had an H”
— Sarah

Apr 30th

“at least you weren’t stuck in traffic fighting...”
— Ebonie

Apr 30th

“what a difference a dash makes”
— Ebonie

Apr 24th

“I went to a rockin’ roll vinyl sale and planted seeds...”
— Sadie

Apr 24th

“no one would take a nap on a couch that people know others...”
— Lili

Apr 23rd

“holy yum, where’s the cupcakery?”
— Ebonie

Apr 23rd

“No! No! Adventures first,’ said the Gryphon in an...”
— Lewis Carroll

Apr 23rd

“You were an Army officer and I just a Rockette”
— The Magnetic Fields

Apr 23rd

“Let’s pretend we don’t exist. Let’s...”
— Of Montreal

Apr 23rd

“get up girl a sun is running the world air gets into...”
— ugo rondinone

Apr 23rd

“But he was home. Hogwarts was the first and best home he had...”
— J.K. Rowling

Apr 23rd

“What was that couscous?”
— Tom Colicchio, Top Chef

Apr 23rd

“That’s because everyone has to be all anorexic, and...”
— C.K.

Apr 23rd

“My tolerance is so low that it’s hard for me to say...”
— Sarah after three drinks,...

Apr 23rd

“Where do you see yourself in five years?”...”
— Mitch Hedberg

Apr 23rd

“panda bear is in animal collective”
— Krystle

Apr 23rd

“well change it to one where the phone lady just talks for...”
— Sarah

Apr 23rd

“um you prob won’t find a bamboo mat in the bronx”
— Ebonie

Apr 22nd

“Every time I use my Oracle Calendar app I think of the...”
— Ebonie

Apr 22nd

“NATURE rarer uses yellow Than another hue; Saves she...”
— Emily Dickinson

Apr 22nd

“you need to hang around sarah more often,she is quote gold”
— ebonie

Apr 21st

“that’s not my vespa!”
— ebonie

Apr 20th

“yeah, that’s from the horn’s phone”
— ebonie

Apr 20th

“the future is only an indifferent void no one cares about,...”
— milan kundera

Apr 20th

“i have never been hollered at by a white guy in my life”
— ebonie

Apr 20th

“your life sucks as much as my life sucks, or is at least not...”
— ebonie

Apr 20th

“yeah, I’m sorry, but lasers.”
— Ebonie

Apr 15th

“out of the bubble i’m like more celibate tahn a f-ing...”
— Lili

Apr 10th

“In the midst of winter, I finally learned that there was in...”
— Camus

Apr 7th

“i dont think anyone actually wants to be called a granola...”
— Arman

Apr 7th

“so i tattoo instructions on my ass”
— Kimya Dawson

Apr 4th

“i am just a speck of dust inside a giant’s eye”
— Kimya Dawson

Apr 4th

“happy and sad and scared and brave all mixed up together....”
— Kimya Dawson

Apr 4th

“And I can’t really guilt trip her for going to a...”

Apr 3rd

“This is Bell. She’s fun. Oh wait and she sounds like...”
— Ebonie

Apr 2nd

“So I posted an ad this morning for two young professional...”
— Craigslist

Apr 2nd

“so my family’s apt is next door. We live next door to...”
— Ebonie

Apr 2nd

“Male or female that is respectful and not a partier....”
— Craigslist

Apr 1st

“If we were to let you send an email from Gmail before Gmail...”
— Google

Apr 1st

“Me: what is the name of the show that is like lipstick...”

Apr 1st