The Most Useless Blog, Ever

“NOBODY UNTAG!”
— Diana

Dec 1st

“Me: Wait you were Lolita for Halloween? Like the book.....”

Nov 30th

“It starts to rain in my tiramisu”
— Fabio,Top Chef

Nov 30th

“Barack Obama is Jack Bauer”
— Ebonie, who has never seen 24

Nov 29th

“I’m not a Chubby Chaser!”
— Ebonie

Nov 29th

“Turn back around! They ran outta donuts!”
— Ebonie

Nov 28th

“I would pay a moose to go after Sarah Palin. Any moose that...”
— Pammy

Nov 28th

“I sat inbetween Honduras and Iceland”
— Bogi

Nov 28th

“I got shelve bread with my favorite manager and the hippie”
— Sarah

Nov 28th

“Oh wait! Betsy doesn’t the Wooo! sound like Ice Cream...”
— Ebonie

Nov 25th

“Yeah I could wear those to the nonexistent hoochie proms”
— Ebonie

Nov 24th

“In an alternative universe, my name would be Giselle and I...”
— Ebonie

Nov 24th

“Why do I look like a Halloween costume?”
— Ebonie

Nov 24th

“how is your benefits package”
— ebonie

Nov 23rd

“Sarah needs a ticket to unicorn land”
— facebook, Sarah

Nov 21st

“you know it’s time to go when you see boobs like that”
— Ebonie

Nov 16th

“but think leigh, my roommate’s name coudl’ve...”

Nov 12th

“And Millie the springer spaniel’s canine view of life...”
— CNN

Nov 6th

“When in doubt- out crazy the crazies. Sing something, feign...”
— yelp on safety

Nov 4th

“i can measure my work in literal stacks of patent...”
— Ebonie

Nov 3rd

“my favorite manager always talks about soy chorizo”
— Sarah

Nov 2nd